Remember When Sexual Assault Used To Be Funny…
The dark, disgusting attitudes of the oldest jokes in the book
When I was around 8 years old, I remember learning a joke from my friend. He came over and started in:
“How do you make a hormone?”
“You hit her with a 2×4.”
Get it? Hormone, but like “whore”, “moan?” I know that certainly got it, and at the time thought it was hilarious. Plus, it was even funnier because my friend learned it from his mom.
There was another joke from that same time: First you’d make sure the person agreed to repeat the words, “ketchup, rubber buns, and liquor” after every question you asked. Then you’d begin by asking the questions rather quickly:
Q: What did you have for breakfast?”
A: Ketchup, rubber buns and liquor.
Q: What did you have for lunch?
A: Ketchup, rubber buns and liquor.
Q: What did you have for dinner?
A: Ketchup, rubber buns and liquor.
Q: What do you do when you see a pretty girl walking down the street?
A: Ketchup, rubber buns and liquor.
Get it? Of course you do! “Catch up! Rub her buns! Lick her!” It’s hilarious, right? Best of all, one…
