If Bruno Mars gets paid every time one of his songs plays…

…then he’s a millionaire based on this Guadalajara Starbucks alone.

Millionaire Bruno Mars as Paul Rudd from Anchorman playing Ricky Regal presumably smelling like SEX PANTHER. Photo from “Fashion” magazine via Lacoste.

I’ve been here for 5 weeks.

I hit the Starbucks in GDL.

I’ve heard Bruno Mars so much.

Sex Panther cologne is all I smell.